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[wickedflea]

Me: "Hello?"
Unnamed wretch: "Yes, Mr. Heller, I'm calling from AT&T to offer you a great new plan that will save you money on your long-distance calls. May I ask who your current long-distance carrier is?"

Me: "Well, actually, I get it through a friend."

(long pause)

Unnamed wretch: "You're not interested in saving money on your long-distance calls?"

Me: "No -- you see, he's threatened to beat my ass if I even think about changing."

Unnamed wretch (chuckling): "Why?"

Me: "Hell, I don't know -- he's just like that. I suspect no home training as a youngster."

Unnamed wretch (still chuckling): "OK, well, if you have any questions about AT&T, call 1-800-555-1234."

Me: "Fine, thanks a lot."

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yep, the credit-card companies and the phone companies are tops on the list of People Who Must Go Down. Slime.