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[wickedflea]

I heard a news story on the radio this morning about some woman (Nicole Leffler if I remember correctly) coming home and finding her husband having sex with a dog. Can you imagine? Homeboy did the dog . . . with a DOG. And it wasn't even their dog! Oh no, they were dogsitting four of one of their mothers' dogs, and the sick fuck just couldn't keep his hands off poor Gin-Gin. Oh, I found it! http://www.syracuse.com/news/poststandard/index.ssf?/base/policeblotter-0/1101899707296271.xml Egad, the child-neglect thing too--sad.

People are cracked. How do you even do that, anyway? I'm reminded of the Lewis Grizzard joke about Bubba and Earl seeing a dog licking himself. Earl says, "Boy, I wish I could do that." Bubba says, "Earl, that dog would bite you!"

Also reminds me of the time Duck and I raided his dad's pr0n stash and found a bunch of Penthouse Forums. I took one home and read it, and there was a story in there from some woman who'd seduced Sambo, her black lab, and they got STUCK.

BWARK. The woman who didn't know a cigarette lighter from a screwdriver just walked past me and made kissy noises.

I'm stretchy as fuck and feeling kind of sick, but somehow I've had a fairly productive morning.

Comments

[dob.livejournal.com]

Man, that happened in my hometown??? What the fuck.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know! That seems like something that would happen in--I dunno, Florida. :P

[dob.livejournal.com]

grumble grumble.

[elmcityqueen.livejournal.com]

yes, that's really sick. but given the choice, would you rather come to see your wife doing that,
or having done this:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/23/severed.arms.ap/index.html

what a messed up world this is... honestly.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I heard about that. :( Messed up, indeed.

[bellastrega.livejournal.com]

texas is the reason.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Hey, cheer up! You could be a dumbass reporter at the New York Post who had to apologize for a fake interview. Or what is worse, the editor. Heh:

http://www.regrettheerror.com/2004/12/would_the_real_.html

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! I started to say that sounds like something I would do. But certainly even I wouldn't be that stupid. Well, maybe in high school...

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

That is just the kind of post I like. Full of...atmosphere. ;)

[bellastrega.livejournal.com]

LOL- Gin-Gin!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I blame the parents. They were setting Gin-Gin up with a name like that.

[bellastrega.livejournal.com]

now, Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad... that's a good, strong name for a dog.

[bellastrega.livejournal.com]

"Paige and I went to the airport to meet Sue and since she had never met us, and we had never met her....it occured to me that we didn't have a way to recognize each other. So, I found a large sheet of paper folded up in my purse and decided to make a "sign" for Sue. I made my sign but the pen I used just wasn't noticeable enough. I decided I needed a sharpie, but didn't have one so I asked someone at one of the airline desks for one. I completed my sign and thanked the gentleman for the use of the sharpie. He asked who I was meeting and I told him we were meeting a friend from Minnesota. He said "there must be a really good story in there somewhere"."

[cynical5679.livejournal.com]

that made me sick. vomit in the mouth sick.

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

Um. I found my dad's pr0n stash when I was... 10. There was quite a large collection of novels and in one of them, a woman and a dog...

Ugh, I can't even finish it.

My dad, yo.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Gah!!!!! I've seen some of those books before, and I knew there was some rank shit, but dogs?? What an unpleasant memory. :\

[alicdeni83.livejournal.com]

Somehow I kept reading over that joke. I guess the previous dog stuff was too distracting, but that joke's great.