wickedflea | (no subject)

I heard a news story on the radio this morning about some woman (Nicole Leffler if I remember correctly) coming home and finding her husband having sex with a dog. Can you imagine? Homeboy did the dog . . . with a DOG. And it wasn't even their dog! Oh no, they were dogsitting four of one of their mothers' dogs, and the sick fuck just couldn't keep his hands off poor Gin-Gin. Oh, I found it! http://www.syracuse.com/news/poststandard/index.ssf?/base/policeblotter-0/1101899707296271.xml Egad, the child-neglect thing too--sad.

People are cracked. How do you even do that, anyway? I'm reminded of the Lewis Grizzard joke about Bubba and Earl seeing a dog licking himself. Earl says, "Boy, I wish I could do that." Bubba says, "Earl, that dog would bite you!"

Also reminds me of the time Duck and I raided his dad's pr0n stash and found a bunch of Penthouse Forums. I took one home and read it, and there was a story in there from some woman who'd seduced Sambo, her black lab, and they got STUCK.

BWARK. The woman who didn't know a cigarette lighter from a screwdriver just walked past me and made kissy noises.

I'm stretchy as fuck and feeling kind of sick, but somehow I've had a fairly productive morning.