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[wickedflea]

I'm straight, but I have no problems with gay people whatsoever. I love the gay. But you know what's weird? Gay men hardly ever talk to me. There's a gay dude who works here who always looks at me like I'm sweating some funky odor. And I've had that happen with other gay dudes. It's weird. And it's different with gay women. I get on quite well with them. But I can think of only a couple of gay men that I've ever been friends with. No big deal one way or the other--just something I noticed. Anybody else have that happen?

Fuckin' homos.

JOKES. JOKES. JOKES.

Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

So...maybe that feet and ass smell wasn't outside the car after all? ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I KNEW someone would bring that up! :P

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You brought it on yourself, mang.

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

ok - my really gay friend m once said that straight guys made awful friends - little to no chance of drunken groping and they "just didn't get" all the nuances of homodom. he said most straight ladies were just as bad, only the haggy ones were worth bothering with. i then asked him if i was haggy and he said, no, but i'm not straight either. so that probably made no sense, but it's all i got.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm, very interesting! I definitely get that "pfffft" vibe from the guys I'm talking about. You would think they'd at least try to turn me out or SOMETHING, though. *sniff*

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

I've been told I'm actually a gay man, and I love you!

/delusion

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Rock! I love you too, even if you are a queerboy.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Awwww! Happy group hug!

[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

Maybe you have so much straight pheremone.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Word--that's gotta be it. I'm positively bursting with heterosexual flavor.

[cultofheather.livejournal.com]

Maybe they don't want to give you the gay... ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHA! That's fantastic. "Poor ol' Chris moved out there to Yankeeland and got him a scorchin' case of the gay!"

[cynical5679.livejournal.com]

Im a gay man, you can be my friend.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Score! Hey, you wanna go fuck?





Sorry. I'm still laughing about the video poker guy.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

I have no answer for you, bud.

But like someone mentioned, they don't usually hang with the arrows. Maybe it is your masculinity, your beefy barbecueity, the fact you like the SoBelle poon.

I have a gay friend on my FL and he says they can tell if straight guys are 'persuadable'. Maybe you don't put off the vibe that indicates you'd be open to a Queer Eye makeover.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Egad. You are too cool for words. You used the word "poon" AND coined the term "beefy barecueity" in the same sentence! Gold star for you.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Wow, I always wanted one of those!

*sticks gold star on forehead*

[wild-magnolia.livejournal.com]

HA! I just mentioned that to him in a comment below.

NO THEY'RE NOT ALL PERSUADABLE PLEASE GOD NO.

It's really starting to work on my nerves. Can I please have ONE date with a dude who hasn't been with another dude and will never be with another dude? I mean, come on.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahaha... *cough*

I don't think all men are persuadable. Mani used to be hit on all the time when he was in massage school. He says he is flattered but not interested in that sort of activity; besides, his rear has been out of commission since 1984 :-p

[wild-magnolia.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha

[wild-magnolia.livejournal.com]

If you lived here, all my gay friends would try to get you to sleep with them. It's their hobby. I need new fags.