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I'm straight, but I have no problems with gay people whatsoever. I love the gay. But you know what's weird? Gay men hardly ever talk to me. There's a gay dude who works here who always looks at me like I'm sweating some funky odor. And I've had that happen with other gay dudes. It's weird. And it's different with gay women. I get on quite well with them. But I can think of only a couple of gay men that I've ever been friends with. No big deal one way or the other--just something I noticed. Anybody else have that happen?

Fuckin' homos.

JOKES. JOKES. JOKES.

Date: 2005-01-04 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
I have no answer for you, bud.

But like someone mentioned, they don't usually hang with the arrows. Maybe it is your masculinity, your beefy barbecueity, the fact you like the SoBelle poon.

I have a gay friend on my FL and he says they can tell if straight guys are 'persuadable'. Maybe you don't put off the vibe that indicates you'd be open to a Queer Eye makeover.

Date: 2005-01-04 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Egad. You are too cool for words. You used the word "poon" AND coined the term "beefy barecueity" in the same sentence! Gold star for you.

Date: 2005-01-04 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
Wow, I always wanted one of those!

*sticks gold star on forehead*

Date: 2005-01-05 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wild-magnolia.livejournal.com
HA! I just mentioned that to him in a comment below.

NO THEY'RE NOT ALL PERSUADABLE PLEASE GOD NO.

It's really starting to work on my nerves. Can I please have ONE date with a dude who hasn't been with another dude and will never be with another dude? I mean, come on.

Date: 2005-01-05 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
Hahahahahahahaha... *cough*

I don't think all men are persuadable. Mani used to be hit on all the time when he was in massage school. He says he is flattered but not interested in that sort of activity; besides, his rear has been out of commission since 1984 :-p

Date: 2005-01-05 06:13 am (UTC)

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