blast from the past

[wickedflea]

The lady upstairs is getting stuck, buster. She went through a looooooong dry spell, but she's getting laid regularly lately.

OMFG. I just yelled, "GET IT GOOD!" and they stopped IMMEDIATELY. If I never post here again, you'll know that her lover has come downstairs and choked the living shit out of me.

Comments

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

You did NOT!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah I did! You've known me a long time, Mip. Is that at all out of character?

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

Not at all! I want you to get your ass over here the next time Hooker Boots comes over.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'll be there. I wanna have a few words with her loud ass.

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

And I can't believe you said "getting stuck!" Ew!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

LOL. I think it came from a Dr. Dre song. Sorry. ;)

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

You know I'd be yelling: "Put it in her dumper! Put it in her dumper!" through the vents.

;]

-p

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

EW!!!!!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA, this thread rules already!

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

You know, every time I see the term "getting stuck" I think about people welshing on their bill at a restaurant and leaving someone to pay for it.

That has nothing to do with sex. My mind may not be dirty, but it is folded, spindled and mutilated.

You're terrible. But what would be worse would be to wait until they are getting busy and putting your phone up to the ceiling and posting it as a .wav file for all to enjoy.

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that's evil....me likey!

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

*rubs hands together briskly*

I can't wait!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

luffbucket and I are way ahead of you. ;)

(Well, except for the fact that we never enacted the plan.)

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Grab life by the short hairs, baby! Make it your New Year's Resolution!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You're terrible.

Well, of course I am. That's a good portion of my appeal, no?

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha... you know I love it when you talk dirty.

[wild-magnolia.livejournal.com]

You should turn on some porn real loud and hold the speaker up to the ceiling to make it even better for her. She sounds like she deserves it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

But I already do that anyway just to be neighborly . . .

[wild-magnolia.livejournal.com]

You're a giver.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I do what I can for the people.

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

i got sumthin to show you heller, get on aim a sec pleeeeeeze

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Who's Heller? You know I'm anonymal on the Int0rweb.

TWO BUTTS?

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

cocktail weenie.
thats all im sayin'

Re: TWO BUTTS?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You are apparently the only person who read the "two butts" post. :\

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

I have a comment I would make, but I won't.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Cheeky monkey. ;)

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHHAHAA!

that's awesome.

I once heard a woman making weird turkey-ish noises during The Sex...but I don't think it was intentional. bleeh.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hey, I think I used to go out with that woman! :P

[rottensick.livejournal.com]

You know it all goes downward from the point when you no longer hear anything right after you hear her scream

NO MEANS NO!!!

I have assessed that this pretty much means he tried slamming the back door, so to speak.

And yes, I have heard this happened before once when I was camping, of all fucking places, in the tent right next to mine.