blast from the past

[wickedflea]

The lady upstairs is getting stuck, buster. She went through a looooooong dry spell, but she's getting laid regularly lately.

OMFG. I just yelled, "GET IT GOOD!" and they stopped IMMEDIATELY. If I never post here again, you'll know that her lover has come downstairs and choked the living shit out of me.

Comments

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

You know, every time I see the term "getting stuck" I think about people welshing on their bill at a restaurant and leaving someone to pay for it.

That has nothing to do with sex. My mind may not be dirty, but it is folded, spindled and mutilated.

You're terrible. But what would be worse would be to wait until they are getting busy and putting your phone up to the ceiling and posting it as a .wav file for all to enjoy.

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that's evil....me likey!

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

*rubs hands together briskly*

I can't wait!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

luffbucket and I are way ahead of you. ;)

(Well, except for the fact that we never enacted the plan.)

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Grab life by the short hairs, baby! Make it your New Year's Resolution!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You're terrible.

Well, of course I am. That's a good portion of my appeal, no?

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha... you know I love it when you talk dirty.