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[wickedflea]

Ack, I got called for jury duty! Y'all ever been? What's it like? Is it true that if you've done acid more than a few times, you don't have to serve? ;)

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[hauntedskipper.livejournal.com]

I was called for Jury Doodie 3 times in FL and got released each time because my brother is a Homicide Detective.
That's what happens to my mom and other brothers and sisters, as well.
So, just say you're related to a cop when they ask.
It would seem to be a sure fire way of getting out of doing it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmm, I don't think I have any relatives who are cops. I guess I could just lie about it, huh? :) Or maybe I should do what George Carlin says: tell 'em, "You should definitely pick me for the jury because I can spot guilty people just like THAT."

[hauntedskipper.livejournal.com]

You could tell them that you were dating a cop and how much she loves to play "hide the nightstick".

[diamond-j.livejournal.com]

I bet if you said "He" loves to play hide the nightstick, you'd get out faster.