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[wickedflea]

So I was walking through this alley today when some guy walking about fifteen feet behind me BUSTED THE FUCK OUT, complete with Scottish accent: "WELL I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES, AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR." I thought, "Oh shit, this is totally gonna be how I finally bite it--I'm gonna be violated and killed by some freak with a Proclaimers fetish." Turned out to be just some nutty music student, though. Whew.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

>>I thought, "Oh shit, this is totally gonna be how I finally bite it--I'm gonna be violated and killed by some freak with a Proclaimers fetish."

Hahaha! Would you have felt better if he sang Killed by Death?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! I would have no problem with that. Motorhead + murder makes total sense. ;)

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, my friend Nicole and I used to sing that song all the time when we were in junior high.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Junior high?!? Man, I was like 60 at least when that tune came out.

[cynical5679.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA

[wild-magnolia.livejournal.com]

I'm glad the last thing you heard on this earth wasn't that song. And I hope the last thing you see isn't that poorly-constructed sentence.

500 miles? Pfft. I'd walk maybe, like, 3 miles.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

W00t, three miles! Let me know if you get that close. ;)

[wild-magnolia.livejournal.com]

I will. I'll need a glass of water by then.

That's more like it.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Now YOUR memoir, complete with photos, that I'd read.

Re: That's more like it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Maybe one of these days. =)

[ilfracombe.livejournal.com]

uhm, there would be worse ways to go?

[starflow.livejournal.com]

Are those your shoes in that icon?! They rock!

[ilfracombe.livejournal.com]

yep, they are! thanks!