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[wickedflea]

So I was walking through this alley today when some guy walking about fifteen feet behind me BUSTED THE FUCK OUT, complete with Scottish accent: "WELL I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES, AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR." I thought, "Oh shit, this is totally gonna be how I finally bite it--I'm gonna be violated and killed by some freak with a Proclaimers fetish." Turned out to be just some nutty music student, though. Whew.

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