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May. 24th, 2005 02:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedfleaAttn: Yale parents
Graduation was yesterday, so please to be packing up your Biffs and Muffys and sending them off on their grand tours and stopping with the double-parking all over campus thankyou.
Attn: Mother Weather
June approaches. You're going the wrong direction with this sub-50-degree shit. Please reverse.
Let's see, what else? Oh yeah, more weird dreams last night. I dreamed that I was in a Barnes & Noble in a mall, and I was whizzing myself around this rail at the top of a magazine rack. Like, the rack was in this big circle, and at the top was a ring-shaped rail that somehow I was able to grab and slide around on so I could get to the section I wanted. Well, soon enough I got to moving too fast, and the fucker flung me off toward the middle of the store. So I smoothly fwapped against an interior wall and slid down. But I could tell that the impact had offset something critical in the balance of the building. I soon realized that the whole store was suspended from the top of the mall by a single pole hanging from the ceiling, and when I'd hit the wall, it had set the whole thing rocking. Before long, everything was totally flipping out--books flying off the shelves, stuff breaking off the ceiling, etc.--so I began to look for a way out. I ended up getting to the edge of the structure, climbing up on top of it, and jumping over to catch myself on a beam of the main mall building before the store fell several levels and killed everyone in it.
What's up with all this death and destruction in my head at night? And WTF was I doing in a mall?
The damned Calvin & Hobbes RSS feeds keep disappearing. :(
Graduation was yesterday, so please to be packing up your Biffs and Muffys and sending them off on their grand tours and stopping with the double-parking all over campus thankyou.
Attn: Mother Weather
June approaches. You're going the wrong direction with this sub-50-degree shit. Please reverse.
Let's see, what else? Oh yeah, more weird dreams last night. I dreamed that I was in a Barnes & Noble in a mall, and I was whizzing myself around this rail at the top of a magazine rack. Like, the rack was in this big circle, and at the top was a ring-shaped rail that somehow I was able to grab and slide around on so I could get to the section I wanted. Well, soon enough I got to moving too fast, and the fucker flung me off toward the middle of the store. So I smoothly fwapped against an interior wall and slid down. But I could tell that the impact had offset something critical in the balance of the building. I soon realized that the whole store was suspended from the top of the mall by a single pole hanging from the ceiling, and when I'd hit the wall, it had set the whole thing rocking. Before long, everything was totally flipping out--books flying off the shelves, stuff breaking off the ceiling, etc.--so I began to look for a way out. I ended up getting to the edge of the structure, climbing up on top of it, and jumping over to catch myself on a beam of the main mall building before the store fell several levels and killed everyone in it.
What's up with all this death and destruction in my head at night? And WTF was I doing in a mall?
The damned Calvin & Hobbes RSS feeds keep disappearing. :(
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Date: 2005-05-24 07:27 pm (UTC)Just one look makes all those suckas turn pale
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