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[wickedflea]

Attn: Yale parents

Graduation was yesterday, so please to be packing up your Biffs and Muffys and sending them off on their grand tours and stopping with the double-parking all over campus thankyou.


Attn: Mother Weather

June approaches. You're going the wrong direction with this sub-50-degree shit. Please reverse.


Let's see, what else? Oh yeah, more weird dreams last night. I dreamed that I was in a Barnes & Noble in a mall, and I was whizzing myself around this rail at the top of a magazine rack. Like, the rack was in this big circle, and at the top was a ring-shaped rail that somehow I was able to grab and slide around on so I could get to the section I wanted. Well, soon enough I got to moving too fast, and the fucker flung me off toward the middle of the store. So I smoothly fwapped against an interior wall and slid down. But I could tell that the impact had offset something critical in the balance of the building. I soon realized that the whole store was suspended from the top of the mall by a single pole hanging from the ceiling, and when I'd hit the wall, it had set the whole thing rocking. Before long, everything was totally flipping out--books flying off the shelves, stuff breaking off the ceiling, etc.--so I began to look for a way out. I ended up getting to the edge of the structure, climbing up on top of it, and jumping over to catch myself on a beam of the main mall building before the store fell several levels and killed everyone in it.

What's up with all this death and destruction in my head at night? And WTF was I doing in a mall?

The damned Calvin & Hobbes RSS feeds keep disappearing. :(

Comments

[genepool23.livejournal.com]

trollfreecandh

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Many thanks.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Holy shit. It's been suspended already. Big Brother is in effect, y'all.

[genepool23.livejournal.com]

Yikes. Somebody at United Features has a nasty twist in their panties! They're dropping like flies!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You're a one-man wrecking crew! ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty famous fer whoopin' ass around here. You mighta heard of me. ;)

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

He works at Yale
Just one look makes all those suckas turn pale
He's Mr. Flea
(do do do)
The Flea
(do do do)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I need a band to do that as theme music as I stride around campus.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

They could take the rap if one of your Fig Newton shenanigans goes bad.

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

Do you sniff paint before going nigh nigh? I wonder if you act out some of your dreams in your sleep. That'd be kinda scary en stuff, no?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Not usually, but the meds I'm on this week are making me a little nuts. :\

And yeah, it's scary. Especially considering that I have sleepwalked before.

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

HOLY HELL! That's what you get for drinking that Old Milyucky shit. That and Shitz will f**k you up every time. You seriously don't remember anything about how you got there?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Nope, no idea whatsoever. I just hope the neighbors didn't drag me in there and have their way with me.

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

Okay you've creeped your way into my mind. I actually dreamt last night about your sleepwalking post. I actually watched you do it, laughed while watching you then thought, oh that's not cool and was trying to get you off the couch and back into the right apartment but the people heard us and then we were hiding behind furniture from them, 'cuz they were pretty sure that someone had broken in. You kept falling asleep so every chance we had to get out of there I had to wake you up and try to drag you out. I woke up panicked.

It was a good time overall, thanks!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

YES!!! That's awesome--I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. :)

[saying-things.livejournal.com]

That's weird. That's similar to the dream I had where I was trying to get out of this parking garage only the driveway thing was narrow and had no rails and I kept almost driving off the edge so I was concentrating real hard but there were these two ghosts of old parking lot attendants in overalls who kept popping up around almost every turn and scaring me and finally one scared me so bad I rammed one of the support pillars and gunned it out of the garage before it collapsed on everyone else.

Well, it's sort of similar.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Whoa, that is kind of similar! Fuck those other people, though.

[saying-things.livejournal.com]

No shit. If they're too stupid to get out of the way when one of us knocks a support wall over then they deserve to die.

[ssaiscps.livejournal.com]

i was riding around in a car on sunday and the traffic was especially hellish around the campus. all sorts of out-of-state-plates driving oh so poorly.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know, same here! I was thinking, OK, I know you people don't know where you're going, but can't you be a little more quick about it? MOVE!