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Attn: Yale parents

Graduation was yesterday, so please to be packing up your Biffs and Muffys and sending them off on their grand tours and stopping with the double-parking all over campus thankyou.


Attn: Mother Weather

June approaches. You're going the wrong direction with this sub-50-degree shit. Please reverse.


Let's see, what else? Oh yeah, more weird dreams last night. I dreamed that I was in a Barnes & Noble in a mall, and I was whizzing myself around this rail at the top of a magazine rack. Like, the rack was in this big circle, and at the top was a ring-shaped rail that somehow I was able to grab and slide around on so I could get to the section I wanted. Well, soon enough I got to moving too fast, and the fucker flung me off toward the middle of the store. So I smoothly fwapped against an interior wall and slid down. But I could tell that the impact had offset something critical in the balance of the building. I soon realized that the whole store was suspended from the top of the mall by a single pole hanging from the ceiling, and when I'd hit the wall, it had set the whole thing rocking. Before long, everything was totally flipping out--books flying off the shelves, stuff breaking off the ceiling, etc.--so I began to look for a way out. I ended up getting to the edge of the structure, climbing up on top of it, and jumping over to catch myself on a beam of the main mall building before the store fell several levels and killed everyone in it.

What's up with all this death and destruction in my head at night? And WTF was I doing in a mall?

The damned Calvin & Hobbes RSS feeds keep disappearing. :(

Date: 2005-05-24 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemmons.livejournal.com
HOLY HELL! That's what you get for drinking that Old Milyucky shit. That and Shitz will f**k you up every time. You seriously don't remember anything about how you got there?

Date: 2005-05-25 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Nope, no idea whatsoever. I just hope the neighbors didn't drag me in there and have their way with me.

Date: 2005-05-25 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemmons.livejournal.com
Okay you've creeped your way into my mind. I actually dreamt last night about your sleepwalking post. I actually watched you do it, laughed while watching you then thought, oh that's not cool and was trying to get you off the couch and back into the right apartment but the people heard us and then we were hiding behind furniture from them, 'cuz they were pretty sure that someone had broken in. You kept falling asleep so every chance we had to get out of there I had to wake you up and try to drag you out. I woke up panicked.

It was a good time overall, thanks!

Date: 2005-05-25 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
YES!!! That's awesome--I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. :)

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