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[wickedflea]

Guess what I hate.

Since you can't guess, I will tell you: I hate cool-guy handshakes. I meet some dude and he tries to give me that grasp, slap, flip, smell your finger stuff. Listen, kid, I'm not in your secret club, I don't know the password to the treehouse, and I certainly can't follow the intricacies of your peculiar handshake. Shake it like a man and be done with it, Sparky.

Yeah.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

No way--those cats are way too cool for me. They kicked me to the curb without so much as a vanilla wafer. :\