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[wickedflea]

Guess what I hate.

Since you can't guess, I will tell you: I hate cool-guy handshakes. I meet some dude and he tries to give me that grasp, slap, flip, smell your finger stuff. Listen, kid, I'm not in your secret club, I don't know the password to the treehouse, and I certainly can't follow the intricacies of your peculiar handshake. Shake it like a man and be done with it, Sparky.

Yeah.

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[filthymonkey.livejournal.com]

I have on several occasions pulled my hand back when people try to do that shit. Some dude got so offended I though I was going to have to fight him. Fuck that shit.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I want to start slapping the piss out of people when they do that. "What?! That's how we roll in my neighborhood! Aren't you down?"

[filthymonkey.livejournal.com]

Now i'm just angry for no reason!

:)