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Guess what I hate.

Since you can't guess, I will tell you: I hate cool-guy handshakes. I meet some dude and he tries to give me that grasp, slap, flip, smell your finger stuff. Listen, kid, I'm not in your secret club, I don't know the password to the treehouse, and I certainly can't follow the intricacies of your peculiar handshake. Shake it like a man and be done with it, Sparky.

Yeah.

Date: 2005-07-12 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I keep giving people crazy mental images lately. Last night it was me being flattened to death in some woman's ample bosom.

Date: 2005-07-12 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
!!!!!!!



HAHAHAHAHAH!

cut it out. you're making me laugh too hard.

Date: 2005-07-13 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemmons.livejournal.com
Ample doesn't even do that particular bosom justice. No words come to mind in fact :X

Double dog dare ya since you wussed on the regular dare.

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