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[wickedflea]

A woman just called me and asked, "Do you all ever publish books that contains fiction poetry?"

Was it wrong of me to hang up?

I got Chinese food today, and it ruled hardcore. It competes with my favorite place in New Haven, which surprised me.

My fortune said that I would soon enjoy a wonderful trip. Where'm I goin', folks? Please tell me.

I've noticed some people being really excited about Poison shows this summer. WTF? I mean, yeah, I liked some questionable bands back in the '80s (*coughvinnievincentinvasioncough*), but POISON? But hey, whatever fluffs your mullet.

Someone should do a sick industrial version of "Every Breath You Take." It's got a riff that you could make heavy, it has creepy lyrics, and believe it or not, I can hear big, heavy drums behind it. I should do it meself.

I just wanna give it up for Biggie.

Oh, look at this cover of a book we're publishing. Is that shit not frightening? It's gonna give me baby makeup platypus nightmares. It's already made my gonads shrivel up. Kid looks like Divine in diapers. *shudder*

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[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

Dude. Your entire post is so satisfying I feel like I just ate a snickers bar.

And for the love of all things decent in the world, that picture belongs behind an lj-cut. And in a dumpster. AND NEVER EVER ON A BOOK COVER!

"Do you all ever publish books that contains fiction poetry?"

HAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'm all about the satisfyin'!

I thought about cutting it, but I figured that if I had to look at that abortion, the rest of y'all should too. That's what friends is for!

And yeah, that whole cover is just fearsome. From the baby of death to the platypus to the color straight off a '70s-ass refrigerator, it's just FOUL. (And BTW, we didn't do this book in-house; we're really just distributing it. But still, shit.)

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

"but I figured that if I had to look at that abortion"

HASDKLFHASKLFJLASKJDFKLASDHFH

ahhhhhh

I feel like I just laughed my guts out.

I know! Visit here! :D Or better yet, build a teleporter so I can down there, yo.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I want to! Maybe in the fall I can string together enough bread to catch a weekend special or somesing. In the meantime, I'll start chatting up some of the local crazies to see if they can score a teleporter. ;)

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

oooh, fall would be best! awesome!


hmm. the crazies there MIGHT know about a teleporter, but they'll probably convert you first to worshipping baby jesus of the tin can communication congregation. and make you watch nascar.