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I ate goat curry at lunch today. o_0

Date: 2006-09-08 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
GAHHHHH, more fodder for nightmares! The Four Goats of the Apocalypse riding dolphins, all with frickin' knives strapped to their heads, on their way to shank me like that stingray shanked the croc hunter! Only Meat Wad can save me now!

Date: 2006-09-08 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

dude, don't go to sleep without your meat hook under your pillow!!!!
and take a switchblade to your cat's head for extra protection!

MEOOOOW! <--which is cat for 'freeze, bitch, before I cut you!'

Date: 2006-09-08 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
I meant TAPE a switchblade to your cat's head. gaaaaah!

Date: 2006-09-08 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
That visual just made me bust a gut! Lonzie would totally cut a bitch; just last weekend, he was threatening my grandmother's cat like crasy.

Date: 2006-09-08 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
"he was threatening my grandmother's ca"

the power of his (white) butthole compels him!

Date: 2006-09-08 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
;aklsdfjoasdfjoadsdfsfasdf you wile

Date: 2006-09-08 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
The hippies are gonna be lickin' yer brains next!

Date: 2006-09-08 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
Oh. Great. That's EXACTLY what I need. Dirty crunchy hippie germs.

*puts on body condom*

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