Down to the Lizards

I can't eat goat. Prolly cuz I think they're all cute and head butt-y.

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baaaaaaa...

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ginamoog.livejournal.com

GOATS ARE FRIENDS.

Say the Llama's.

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I don't know that I'd ever had the opportunity before--but it was on the Indian buffet today, so I took a little bit. I feel ashamed. :(

Plus, the meat was kinda tough.

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TINA, COME GET SOME HAM!

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*burp*

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You ATE A BABY GOAT!

ahhhh!

Okay, it was probably an old, beat up goat. Or, it could have been a kid's pet!!! eeeek!

My ex-bf had a baby goat as a pet. It used to chase him when he got off the school bus, head butt him to the ground, and sit on his chest. AWESOME. That goat knew something I didn't, obviously. : )

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I had the best mental image of a little tuft of fur coming out with the burp.

you're in the express lane to hell now, buddy! : )

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OMG, that goat sounds hardcore! Now I want a pet goat, although I'd sic him on the neighbors instead of letting him butt me around.

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Aw man, I've been sitting in that lane on cruise control for years!

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was that you that passed me on the right?!
bastard.

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Yap, and you can expect a phone call at work for flipping me off like that!

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Then you could have a sign reading, BEWARE OF BABY GOAT!

I wonder if that would keep door to door jesus peddlers away...hmm...

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LOLOLOLOL

weeeeee dooooooont caaaaaaare..
get it through your thick skull! : )

for real how was the goat? did it taste....goaty?

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It was actually quite tasty, but the texture wasn't too pleasant. It was kinda tough and gristly, which is somehow what I expected. That probably comes from the buggers eating tin cans and all that shit.

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tin cans...you're cruel : (

I'll let that slide since your ass is gonna be on fire tonight from the curry. thats punishment enough for having a black heart!

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alicdeni83.livejournal.com

Did I ever tell you about the curry goat that almost killed my uncle?

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No way!! Was it poison goat?

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No, it was a goat that had knives duct taped to its head...much like dolphins.

DOLPHINS ARE KILLERS, MAN.

I know there's a Steve Irwin joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going there! Dirty hippies will get me.

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alicdeni83.livejournal.com

Pretty much. Gave him a parasite that hospitalized him for several months and the doctors didn't think he could recover but he did, but his digestive system will never be ok. He's a grown man that looks like he wears 120lbs and he's gained so much weight back. He has to be very careful what he eats now. Crazy stuff.

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m-fallenangel.livejournal.com

Goat is yummy. There's an Ethiopian recipe I can't recall the name off, but it's spicy, in a brown sauce and it's served with that big white Sno-Ball of starch.

There are also a lot of Caribbean recipes that use it, which are tasty beyond words but that I can't make because I can't find in in Phoenix for less than $14 a pound when I can get it at all.

Goats aren't cute. They have horizontal, rectangular pupils that are just creepy. Good on ya for scarfing one down.

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Wow, I used to eat Ethiopian in CT, but I never had goat. Or maybe I did! I always went for the lunch buffet, so they could have been serving me horse and I wouldn't have known.

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Good cripes!!! That's scary. I hope I don't get Mad Goat Disease. :(

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GAHHHHH, more fodder for nightmares! The Four Goats of the Apocalypse riding dolphins, all with frickin' knives strapped to their heads, on their way to shank me like that stingray shanked the croc hunter! Only Meat Wad can save me now!

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