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[wickedflea]

So this dude Ricky was telling us that he had rigged up a foolproof way to drink and drive. He welded some kind of deal underneath his truck that would hold four cases of beer. Then he ran tubing from that to the windshield fluid reservoir, and more tubing from that to inside the cab. And that allowed him to squirt beer in his mouf and easily hide the tube should any po-lice pull him over. And to prevent the cops from smelling beer on his breath, he kept peanut butter in the truck at all times so he could reach over, stick his fingers in, and grab a moufful.

Same dude said he also kept IV drips full of beer and ice in the closet so he could sneak in and get a few squirts and his wife wouldn't know.

It is a very scrange world I live in.

Comments

[nationofsheep.livejournal.com]

Now that's some serious drinking!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You ain't lyin', cuz! Dude's hardcore.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

wow
everything about this post has wtf written all over it...

if this guy put his energies elsewhere, imagine what he could create!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Don't they usually? ;)

And yeah--I forgot to add that after telling us all this, Ricky boasted, "Us alkyholics is a smart person." Direct quote.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA

man
i wanna go to rehab



(lol)

: )

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

"I Wanna Go To Rehab"

You gotta help me write a song called that.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

!!!

dude! best idea EVAR.

sounds like a ramone's song or something.

the opposite

[jra1279.livejournal.com]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U

Re: the opposite

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

woah! she's white???

Re: the opposite

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Wild, huh? I know I figured she looked like Aretha Franklin.

Re: the opposite

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

yeah, no shit. she's just a tiny jewish girl with big boobs and giant hair from the UK. like...woah. i think her hair is what intrigues me the most. it's just so leaning tower of pisa craaaasy!

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

what in the sam hill? that's just plain wak.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Freal though!

[rudezombie.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's one creative alcoholic.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know--I thought I'd come up with some shit, but he's the master.

[about-a-blonde.livejournal.com]

I just wanna know how foamy and awful the beer was after sloshing around under the truck. unless he had that worked out, too...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know! And from what I could gather, I think he had ICE in it. *phleuh*

[cierrablue.livejournal.com]

to think he spent time working this out in his head. What a fuckin' moron. If he had an ounce of intelligence, he's be stupid.

[jetjet.livejournal.com]

If only everyone applied that much thought and energy into life....*daydreams*