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wickedfleaSo this dude Ricky was telling us that he had rigged up a foolproof way to drink and drive. He welded some kind of deal underneath his truck that would hold four cases of beer. Then he ran tubing from that to the windshield fluid reservoir, and more tubing from that to inside the cab. And that allowed him to squirt beer in his mouf and easily hide the tube should any po-lice pull him over. And to prevent the cops from smelling beer on his breath, he kept peanut butter in the truck at all times so he could reach over, stick his fingers in, and grab a moufful.
Same dude said he also kept IV drips full of beer and ice in the closet so he could sneak in and get a few squirts and his wife wouldn't know.
It is a very scrange world I live in.
Same dude said he also kept IV drips full of beer and ice in the closet so he could sneak in and get a few squirts and his wife wouldn't know.
It is a very scrange world I live in.
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Date: 2007-07-25 05:29 pm (UTC)man
i wanna go to rehab
(lol)
: )
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Date: 2007-07-25 05:45 pm (UTC)You gotta help me write a song called that.
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Date: 2007-07-25 05:47 pm (UTC)dude! best idea EVAR.
sounds like a ramone's song or something.
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Date: 2007-07-25 06:16 pm (UTC)Re: the opposite
Date: 2007-07-25 06:25 pm (UTC)Re: the opposite
Date: 2007-07-25 07:32 pm (UTC)Re: the opposite
Date: 2007-07-25 07:34 pm (UTC)