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[wickedflea]

I didn't get very far with my order at Wendy's today. Something about the way the guy answered made me just come apart.

http://chrisheller.net/g_necks.wav

And in case you were wondering, NO, I had nothing to do with this: Westmoreland drive-through worker targeted in Internet prank

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You should've told him that he was throwing cows. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I saw some article somewhere about throwing animals! Man, I wish I could remember what it was or where I saw it. :(

[alicdeni83.livejournal.com]

I sent it to you. It was about someone around here walking into hotels I think and throwing maybe pigs at them.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

it was that!! but the article i was actually trying to think of was one in the current oxford american by roy blount jr about how far the news had spread. apparently the news was translated and traveled all over the world.

[alicdeni83.livejournal.com]

Are you serious? Golden Triangle represent.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

omg can't stop laughing for real. jesus h christ.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I was just playing it real loud in my office so my friend could hear it over the phone, and I know the people in the next offices must be wondering what the hell's going on in here!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

hahahahahhaha!

prolly think you got a fancy date lined up.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

dude, i'm seriously DYIN over here.
why did you think to record this call? did you crazy spidey sense kick in? and wtf? goat necks? do people eat just the necks? what kind of fuckin' wendy's you got down in 'bama, anyways? and nuts? they serve nuts?

i need more details, man!

:D

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

oh wait...i think i get it now. my work headphones are half mangled due to a fight with a drawer, so it's hard to hear.
YOU ordered the goat nuts. You were fucking with the poor dude.

did you just drive off? random goat neck hurling and speeding away? cuz that'd be kinda awesome.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

wait! not goat nuts! goat NECKS.

aw hell. i'm gonna stop typing now. but LOL!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Heck yeah! I blew the scene, man. =)

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

lolsoslsoslol
awesome
(and isn't it nice how completely slow and weetarded I am today, and how I had to spell out your post in your own comments just so my feeble brain can figure it out? i must have a case of the stupids.)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Well . . . hmmm.

OK, you might remember that I do this kinda shit from time to time, like that thing with the bullshit milkshake from a couple of weeks ago. I just get such a kick out of people's reactions! And I love trying to come up with the most off-the-wall stuff to say. The "sweet nuts" thing came from a guy named Bud I knew years ago. He used to mock this dude Henry cuz he thought he was gay (which he was), and he'd lisp, "thweet nuth ith hith weakneth . . ." Not cool to do, but the term "sweet nuts" slayed me for some reason, so I've always remembered it. And the goat necks . . . well, I had to have some kind of wacky shit to go with the sweet nuts! Goats and necks are always comedy gold, so I combined the two great tastes in one. :D

So, long story short, I'm cracked.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

omg this entire post is now EVEN BETTER!

[p0tat0es.livejournal.com]

I think I'd like to use that as my voice mail greeting. On my work phone.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

DO EET. The corporation won't mind a bit!

[miladyelizabeth.livejournal.com]

I love that he didn't flinch about you wanting his balls, just the goat bit of it. lol!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know, it's like he was just punching it into the register like it was nothing--"OK, half a sack of my sweet nuts . . ."