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[wickedflea]

I didn't get very far with my order at Wendy's today. Something about the way the guy answered made me just come apart.

http://chrisheller.net/g_necks.wav

And in case you were wondering, NO, I had nothing to do with this: Westmoreland drive-through worker targeted in Internet prank

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Well . . . hmmm.

OK, you might remember that I do this kinda shit from time to time, like that thing with the bullshit milkshake from a couple of weeks ago. I just get such a kick out of people's reactions! And I love trying to come up with the most off-the-wall stuff to say. The "sweet nuts" thing came from a guy named Bud I knew years ago. He used to mock this dude Henry cuz he thought he was gay (which he was), and he'd lisp, "thweet nuth ith hith weakneth . . ." Not cool to do, but the term "sweet nuts" slayed me for some reason, so I've always remembered it. And the goat necks . . . well, I had to have some kind of wacky shit to go with the sweet nuts! Goats and necks are always comedy gold, so I combined the two great tastes in one. :D

So, long story short, I'm cracked.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

omg this entire post is now EVEN BETTER!