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[wickedflea]

I dunno if this is a hazing thing or what the fuck. All's I know is that this joker was running down the street near the strip on a flippin' Wednesday afternoon with a damn Alabama flag on his shoulder. He was SO PROUD that I was taking his picture, too.

You'll notice the big "A" is also on his right arm. And on his left arm is the word "jammer" (part of the 'Bama cheer "Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer"). I'm sure "rammer" must appear on the other arm, and it's a distinct possibility that he has "yellow hammer" emblazoned on the insides of his thighs. "Jammer" seems to be tattooed backwards or something. I guess it's probably so it shows up correctly if he holds his arms a certain way when he's jacking off in the mirror or something.

I can't believe I live here.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Heh. It's been a while since you did a drive-by Figging. ;) I still remember how pissed that one guy was. Didn't he get out of his car and start yelling at you?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh man, yeah--I actually threw ice at that guy, and with good reason. He was going like 60 in a 25 right down by the Yale campus, and he FLIPPED when I nailed him with that ice. I had to speed across the street and bust ass through a parking lot to get out of there. :)

Then there was another woman who got out of her car and went crazy, and I hadn't even DONE anything to her! She was weaving through traffic on the same street like a madman, and I just slowed down so she couldn't get around me. I seriously thought that woman was gonna come stab me. I definitely don't miss that kind of stuff about New Haven.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Ha! Justice by Mr. Flea! :)

Was that the woman who had her car door open while she was driving? I think her kids were in the car, too.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's her! That's the craziest shit I've ever had happen to me in traffic. Even crazier than the time I got flipped off by a Meals on Wheels driver. And the time I shook that meat hook at that woman. And the time Wes beat the old man with the Perverted Midget's bra. And . . .

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You sure have some colorful experiences. :)

That reminds me of the joke where a woman was driving a car that said, "Honk if you love Jesus." People would honk and she'll yell at them, curse 'em out, etc. A cop pulled her over because he thought she had stolen the car! Hee.