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Oct. 17th, 2007 02:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedflea
I dunno if this is a hazing thing or what the fuck. All's I know is that this joker was running down the street near the strip on a flippin' Wednesday afternoon with a damn Alabama flag on his shoulder. He was SO PROUD that I was taking his picture, too.
You'll notice the big "A" is also on his right arm. And on his left arm is the word "jammer" (part of the 'Bama cheer "Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer"). I'm sure "rammer" must appear on the other arm, and it's a distinct possibility that he has "yellow hammer" emblazoned on the insides of his thighs. "Jammer" seems to be tattooed backwards or something. I guess it's probably so it shows up correctly if he holds his arms a certain way when he's jacking off in the mirror or something.
I can't believe I live here.
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Date: 2007-10-17 07:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-17 07:18 pm (UTC)HAHAHA
oh my goodness. Seriously funny.
I don't get it either, but oh well. And isn't it too late for hazing? I mean, it's mid October...maybe he's just uber excited. And a complete tool.
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Date: 2007-10-17 07:22 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-10-17 07:31 pm (UTC)Then there was another woman who got out of her car and went crazy, and I hadn't even DONE anything to her! She was weaving through traffic on the same street like a madman, and I just slowed down so she couldn't get around me. I seriously thought that woman was gonna come stab me. I definitely don't miss that kind of stuff about New Haven.
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Date: 2007-10-17 07:37 pm (UTC)That guy totally gives me the heebie-jeebies.
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Date: 2007-10-17 07:40 pm (UTC)That, and Nascar.
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Date: 2007-10-17 07:42 pm (UTC)Was that the woman who had her car door open while she was driving? I think her kids were in the car, too.
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Date: 2007-10-17 07:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-17 07:50 pm (UTC)at least he's not a gamecocks fan.
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Date: 2007-10-17 07:50 pm (UTC)That reminds me of the joke where a woman was driving a car that said, "Honk if you love Jesus." People would honk and she'll yell at them, curse 'em out, etc. A cop pulled her over because he thought she had stolen the car! Hee.
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Date: 2007-10-17 08:06 pm (UTC)For that and many other reasons, I did not continue my employment as a member of Junebug's Squad of Vacuum Hawkers.
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Date: 2007-10-17 08:08 pm (UTC)"hey lady, lemme show you my attachments..."
you perverts.
and yeah. getting excited about Nascar on the radio...only in Virginia, man. Nascar is serious bidness in those parts.
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Date: 2007-10-17 08:09 pm (UTC)In what fucking universe? Push the NoVA/DC area aside, and it's straight up deliverance shit. Nascar on the radio, pig scrambles at the county fair, losers who refuse to accept Virginia is no longer the capitol of the fuckin' south...
Yeah, that's not southern *at all*.
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Date: 2007-10-17 08:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-17 08:19 pm (UTC)Err. Sorry. :D
Yeah, I was looking for a job and thought it would be a trip! And oh brother, it was, but not one I could handle. Actually all we had to do was demo them, and then Junebug would come in and try to sell them. But it was still an ugly, savage scene. :( I got thrown out of one house when I pulled out my hose.
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Date: 2007-10-17 08:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-17 08:25 pm (UTC)YOU.SLAY.ME.
I think I'm really five years old at heart or something. PEE PEE JOKES. Christ.
And hell, I've done all sorts of weird shit to make money. I've been in the job world for twenty years now, which is just sad. Tryin' to think of what the ickiest was...
I think being a nanny (I know! ME!) to my aunt's sister's kids. She would go to work, come home, and then 'call the corners' wiccan style with this fat wildebeast of a man who used to sit there and stare at me from the bedroom door really late at night. And there was no bathroom door so he would sit there and watch and wait for me to use the bathroom.
I was so grossed out I once ran outside and pee'd behind a tree.
I just hijacked this thread, huh?
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Date: 2007-10-17 08:26 pm (UTC)*goal*
right ON, sing it, brotha!
(ps: peckerwoods. I GOTTA remember that the next time I do mad libs!)
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Date: 2007-10-17 08:28 pm (UTC)D:
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Date: 2007-10-17 08:55 pm (UTC)And OMG, you as a nanny?! With a wildebeast prevert in the house!!! GOLD
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Date: 2007-10-17 08:58 pm (UTC)Her kids were just fine, actually. It was the no bathroom door, the wildebeast spying on me and then him strutting around the house in his large frayed underpants and peeing in the woods that sent me over the edge. UGH.
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Date: 2007-10-17 09:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-17 09:03 pm (UTC)HAHASHHASDFASDFASDFASDFF
< dies >
Sounds like a show on the WB. Staring Tyra Banks or some shit.
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