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[wickedflea]

WHY IS THIS MAN FAMOUS

Waffle House brawl lands Kid Rock in jail



I still say he looks like Macaulay Culkin on bathtub crank.

What's funny is that in the CNN story, they link to a video that shows "Kid Rock's eerie prediction of Waffle House trouble" from a couple of weeks ago. Oooooooooh, EEEERIE! Like it would have taken Nostradamus to predict that Kid Rock would get into a fight at a Waffle House.

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[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

LOL

[karlaanne.livejournal.com]

you freakin kill me.

[ozmaofoz.livejournal.com]

That is so funny.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

:D

[rottensick.livejournal.com]

Like it would have taken Nostradamus to predict that Kid Rock would get into a fight at a Waffle House.

::dies laughing::

[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

ditto!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

I just emailed a friend in Atlanta...see if he's the one who started this rukus. Wouldn't surprise me. lol.

(kid rock is such a fuckin redneck. ugh)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Something about this whole thing reminds me of one time when I was 10 or so and Dad and I went to Atlanta with our neighbor and his kid to see the Braves play. We were at a Denny's real late at night (is there any other time when one would CHOOSE to go to a Denny's?), and all these cops and rednecks were milling about outside. Apparently one of the yokels' brethren had been throwing bricks at people out in the parking lot. Finally the dude came crawling out from the bushes, shirtless as the day he was born, and I'll never forget the sad but matter-of-fact way one of his friends broke the news to him: "Hey man . . . the po-leece got ye . . ." Something about the way he turned that simple phrase really stuck with me. :D

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

throwing bricks! ohmygod. That is just TOO much.

My favourite part about this whole kid rock thing is that it occured at a waffle house. Can't kid rock afford something...you know...edible for god's sake???

I mean, I've eaten Waffle House. Drunk. On a bet. At 3am one NYE when I was in Virginia. I just remember walking out of there smelling like burnt hash browns.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

My dirty little secret is that I love Waffle House. I used to CRAVE them when I was in CT. Like, not every day, but about once every six months, I'd just NEED a WH omelet, and I could never get one. But now that I'm down here in Waffle House Mecca, I never go there. Well, I guess maybe once every six months, actually. I guess it takes that long for my grease level to get that low. :D

Also, I love the opportunity for redneck fun that Waffle House offers, like the time I was mistaken for Alice Cooper at a VA Waffle House on my way from CT to MS.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

" I was mistaken for Alice Cooper at a VA Waffle"

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

wtf????
THAT IS SO AWESOME.

Even better that it happened at a Virginia Waffle House! And nah, I can't hate on your for loving the WH. I'm sure I've got some sort of weird food thing that would make others gag. Ohhh, like cheetos in mashed potatoes (the cheetos are like awesome crunchy spoons, HA). YUM. :D

But yeah, those little yellow buildings are RIPE with redneck action. I'm usually amazed by the people who go there for a good family dinner...a special treat for when Bubba passes English class. Like...dude, at least go to TGIFridays. haha.

(I'm so mean, I swear. But hell...live in VA for 24 years and weird things happen to you!)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOL cheetos & mashed taters! You know I'm gonna try that shit. It could be the next fad, like koolickles!

And yeah, this motherfucker--and now that I think of it, it may have been up near Winchester, though it could have been further down, like Staunton--marched right up to me after I'd ordered and said, "I'D KNOW YOU ANYWHERE!"

Ummmmmm, what? I'm not from around here.

"ALICE COOPER, I'D KNOW YOU ANYWHERE! YEAH, THE MUSICIAN ALICE COOPER!!!"

I remember looking around at the servers and hoping someone would get him away from me, but no one did. I had to mumble some kind of shit like "sorry, I don't know you, I'm very sorry, just wanted an omelet," and he kind of wandered off looking all sad. I should have sold him an autograph. :(

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

Winchester?!?!?!

EXTRA HA HA HA

Now I'm REALLY not surprised. Those hicks never go anywhere, not even to DC and that city is only 2 hours away. Prolly afraid they'll get Big City Cookies on their wangs!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Big City Cookies on their wangs

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*breathes*

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[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

trying to find an image of the winchester waffle house.

not having much luck. but i did find a picture of a bob evan's.

lordy. forgot those existed. *vomits*

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I don't think I've ever had the pleasure of eating at a Bob Evans. From the outside they kinda look like a combination of a McDonald's and a Shoney's, so I've never been inclined to try 'em. :)

I've actually eaten at one good place in Winchester! The Continental or something like that. I remember they make caesar's salads tableside and have a really good bouillabaise. (sp?!)

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

but seriously. alice cooper? you FAR prettier than alice cooper!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Awwww shucks. *bats eyes*

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

OMG!

http://www.verysmallarray.com/?p=205

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, that's so awesome! I'd like to know how many of those are within a mile of an interstate exit. About 95% of all my Waffle House visits have been on road trips.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

I know, I wish this map had more detail!

Funny how most of the north is all FUCK NO, WE DON'T WANT NO WAFFLE HOUSE!

prolly cuz they're all too busy with their cheese houses. f'n vermont!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Kid Rock arrested at Waffle House! That sounds like something from The Onion. Hee.

Oh, that reminds me... The other night I was listening to Bloodgood on Napster, and there was an ad in the player for Rock 'n' Roll Jesus. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, perfect!