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[wickedflea]

Man, Gordo is Goat Central now. This was the second time in a row that they've had roadside goats. But now they got LLAMAS. I was driving through on my way to MS today and was thinking, hmm, I wonder if I'll see any goats today, and HOLY FUCKING CRAP, LLAMAS. I still don't know what they're doing with these animals out there on the side of the highway. I guess they're selling them, but I've no idea what nefarious purpose they have in mind. I'll bet anything they're vending these goats for sport. That's right, goatfighting.



Lookit them goats all up in them llamas and alpacas! I don't have photographic proof, but I believe them goats was sucklin' them llamas. I'm calling the law if I see that shit again.



Then me and them old folks dyed the aigs.



Rayboy kept mixing the colors and coming out with shit-brown Easter aigs. He's about flickded anyway.

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[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

I am laughing SO HARD over here.

I just re-read our texts from yesterday. Dude, we're flicked fucked up. Zombie goats who go after white people and smoke cigars? STILL A GREAT IDEA. I thi

nk it's highly possible something is wrong with us.

"Rayboy kept mixing the colors and coming out with shit-brown Easter aigs. He's about flickded anyway." <--for whatever reason, this is cracking me up. Seriously. I feel bad for rayboy. Who the fuck is rayboy anyway???? An uncle?

Your family is seriously cute, btw. Not Asano cute (THAT'd be all sorts of wrong right there) but just flat out adorable. Aww!

wow. I'm ... saying too many things in this comment, huh? I stop now.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA, I'm sitting here with my family reading this, and there's no way I can tell them what I'm laughing at. The world will never be the same if we join forces in the same city. :D

Ray's my great uncle, my late grandfather's bro. I'm not sure how we came to call him Rayboy! His first name's Felix, and I really wish he went by it. He's the one who gets in arguments with his twin sister (Fay, natch) about Wheel of Fortune. "Fay, the wheel is CONTROLLED!" Also the same cat who was injured in an altercation with a tiller a couple of years back. :D

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

Wheel of fortune? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Your family sounds awesome. Wish I was there!

My family seems kinda boring in comparison. Not one single tiller accident or anything out of the ordinary. Well, that I'm aware of, at any rate. :(

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

OMG I wish you were too! Just now you coulda heard why Rayboy calls Easter "Cow-Killin Day."

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

Cow-killin Day? PLEASE TO BE EXPLAINING SIR!

oh, and send me some corn bread. don't lie, you know you've got some.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwyeah, I got some! Cornbread dressin', too. :D

Well, Rayboy said that when they were kids, he and his cousin Frank (also known as James Carl, for some reason) forgot to feed and water the cow at Aunt Betty's house. So the thing got loose and ate a whole shitload of clover, and then when they got it back to where it was supposed to be, it drank a whole bunch of water. Apparently the clover and water made the thang's belly git all swole up, and the damn thing DIED! So ever since, until Frank died last year, Rayboy would call him up on Easter and wish him a Happy Cow-Killin' Day.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOL


poor cow.

you know, the majority of your comments make me lol all over the place, like I got spasms.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

SPASMS RULE