warning

[wickedflea]

All you fashion victims with pierced tongues are gonna end up like this, by dog.

Well, probably only if you also have a fetish for fishing line and razor blades. :P

(thanks to faerie for the link)

[update: beware -- the pictures behind the link are, in the words of the immortal acadiabaird, "fucking SICK."]

Comments

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

If these are the people who are going to be running the country in a few decades then I want out of here *now*. I don't want these people taking care of me when I get old.

I've seen a couple of jackasses who split their tongues but they are usually the type that you see at the freak show with full body tats and piercings.

Bleeeeee. And ick. And I think I just threw my back out shuddering.

Can't wait until these kids are forty. Either they will be running for the plastic surgeons or they will look like burnt out old crack whores as everything stretches out and sags.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Indeed. I'm all for our leaders being slightly bent (see my Billy Bob/Carville/HST post), but that's taking it a bit far.

It really is going to be funny when those people turn up on the Ricki Lake show. "And today's topic is 'TEENAGE INDITHCRETHIONS HAVE LEFT ME A LISHPING CURIOTHITY!'"

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[carocrow.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes*

I guess there's a certain humor in it (have you seen the "comparison shopping" commercial where the conservative parents are railing at their daughter, not for getting her tongue pierced, but for not being more like her heavilly pierced brother and looking for the best "deal"?)

I can't imagine having a split tongue would help you work in sales, teaching, public relations, the medical field, social work or politics. Can you see a lawyer with a split tongue? (Wait, they have forked tongues already, don't they?....) ;-<