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wickedfleaAll you fashion victims with pierced tongues are gonna end up like this, by dog.
Well, probably only if you also have a fetish for fishing line and razor blades. :P
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[update: beware -- the pictures behind the link are, in the words of the immortalacadiabaird, "fucking SICK."]
Well, probably only if you also have a fetish for fishing line and razor blades. :P
(thanks to
faerie for the link)[update: beware -- the pictures behind the link are, in the words of the immortal
acadiabaird, "fucking SICK."]
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But really, whaddya expect when you see words "pierced tongues" and "fishing lines and razor blades" in the same post? :P
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Date: 2003-07-22 11:40 am (UTC)no subject
I've seen a couple of jackasses who split their tongues but they are usually the type that you see at the freak show with full body tats and piercings.
Bleeeeee. And ick. And I think I just threw my back out shuddering.
Can't wait until these kids are forty. Either they will be running for the plastic surgeons or they will look like burnt out old crack whores as everything stretches out and sags.
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Date: 2002-07-29 01:57 pm (UTC)It really is going to be funny when those people turn up on the Ricki Lake show. "And today's topic is 'TEENAGE INDITHCRETHIONS HAVE LEFT ME A LISHPING CURIOTHITY!'"
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Date: 2002-07-29 02:23 pm (UTC)I guess there's a certain humor in it (have you seen the "comparison shopping" commercial where the conservative parents are railing at their daughter, not for getting her tongue pierced, but for not being more like her heavilly pierced brother and looking for the best "deal"?)
I can't imagine having a split tongue would help you work in sales, teaching, public relations, the medical field, social work or politics. Can you see a lawyer with a split tongue? (Wait, they have forked tongues already, don't they?....) ;-<
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Meatotomy: The surgical lengthening of the meatus - the hole at the tip of the penis where the urethra exits. Usually performed on the lower (thinner) portion to extend the meatus downwards.
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Date: 2002-07-29 01:43 pm (UTC)Actually I think that is a procedure done on infants who are born with certain birth defects. I can't imagine why an adult would want to do that to themselves, although I understand there are tribes in Africa that insert thorns into their meatuses and twirl them around to make themselves bleed.
In a way, I wish they'd just slip and clip the goods so they would remove themselves from the gene pool.
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Date: 2002-07-29 02:28 pm (UTC)If you have a weak stomach, don't click here.
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Date: 2002-07-29 03:51 pm (UTC)MEATUS ENVY
Date: 2002-07-29 01:52 pm (UTC)"Say, Dan -- that's one heckuva long meatus you got there!"
"Thanks, Scott. As you may know, I've always been insecure about the length of my meatus. So, this summer I went to Tijuana and had the procedure done."
"The procedure? How does it work?
"Well, I paid a girl on the street twenty bucks and SHE SLICED ME. Best money I ever spent."
"I'll say."
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Date: 2002-07-29 02:34 pm (UTC)Dude, your comment made me laugh out loud. Really loud. It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything. HAHAHA!!
So I wonder if you split your meatus, if it would become meatii?? Either way, next time someone pisses me off, I'ma tell 'em "F. U. meatus!"
I was just talking about it this morning!
Date: 2002-07-29 04:01 pm (UTC)needless to say... today... I am in love with my non segmented, non peirced, boring ole' tongue.
i just had to add...
Date: 2002-07-29 06:13 pm (UTC)this may break a record
Date: 2003-07-23 08:57 am (UTC)Inner thigh chafing, huh? You haven't been talking with my friend Cooter Dave, have you?
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Date: 2003-07-22 11:42 am (UTC)Why the fuck would someone want to mutilate him/herself like that is beyond me. If I'd meet a man, and saw that ... I'd run like hell. Ewwwww .....
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Date: 2003-07-23 08:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-23 10:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-22 01:33 pm (UTC)They did that with a razor blade? That's just really fucked up. Excuse all the profanity but I truly believe the situation calls for it. I am actually nausiated now. What a freak. Literally. A completely shameless bid for attention.
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Date: 2003-07-23 08:53 am (UTC)I know, it's just pathetic. I mean, when it comes to body modification and all that, I try to take a "to each his own" mentality. It certainly ain't for me, but hey, whatever floats your boat, you know. I say I TRY to keep that mentality. But when I see something like this, I just want to slap the dog shit of someone. God or Mother Nature or the Big Bang or evolution or whatever made your tongue the shape it is for a reason, dammit. I just don't get it. I can't stand when I get a little sore or ulcer or whatever on my tongue; the idea of a GAPING FUCKING WOUND there is just beyond me.
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Date: 2003-07-22 05:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-23 08:56 am (UTC)