warning

[wickedflea]

All you fashion victims with pierced tongues are gonna end up like this, by dog.

Well, probably only if you also have a fetish for fishing line and razor blades. :P

(thanks to faerie for the link)

[update: beware -- the pictures behind the link are, in the words of the immortal acadiabaird, "fucking SICK."]

Comments

MEATUS ENVY

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Holy sheep shit -- the MEATUS? That's classic!

"Say, Dan -- that's one heckuva long meatus you got there!"

"Thanks, Scott. As you may know, I've always been insecure about the length of my meatus. So, this summer I went to Tijuana and had the procedure done."

"The procedure? How does it work?

"Well, I paid a girl on the street twenty bucks and SHE SLICED ME. Best money I ever spent."

"I'll say."

Re: MEATUS ENVY

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

I have meatus envy. I only wish I had a meatus so that I could meatotomize it.

Dude, your comment made me laugh out loud. Really loud. It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything. HAHAHA!!

So I wonder if you split your meatus, if it would become meatii?? Either way, next time someone pisses me off, I'ma tell 'em "F. U. meatus!"