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[wickedflea]

All you fashion victims with pierced tongues are gonna end up like this, by dog.

Well, probably only if you also have a fetish for fishing line and razor blades. :P

(thanks to faerie for the link)

[update: beware -- the pictures behind the link are, in the words of the immortal acadiabaird, "fucking SICK."]

Comments

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I saw that in another journal earlier today, and then as I was commenting on it (You know, some people do that to their weiners.), I was looking for a picture of a good 'ol dink splitting....but instead I came across a sort of body-mod dictionary. I thought this one was the most absurd and without a doubt has the stupidest name ever.

Meatotomy: The surgical lengthening of the meatus - the hole at the tip of the penis where the urethra exits. Usually performed on the lower (thinner) portion to extend the meatus downwards.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Isn't that what they did to Hank Hill because of his narrow urethra? (G)

Actually I think that is a procedure done on infants who are born with certain birth defects. I can't imagine why an adult would want to do that to themselves, although I understand there are tribes in Africa that insert thorns into their meatuses and twirl them around to make themselves bleed.

In a way, I wish they'd just slip and clip the goods so they would remove themselves from the gene pool.

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[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

Yep, that's exactly what they did to Hank Hill did for his narrow urethra....haha

If you have a weak stomach, don't click here.

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[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Well, if that's not the craziest shit I have ever seen, I don't know. People are nucking futz.

MEATUS ENVY

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Holy sheep shit -- the MEATUS? That's classic!

"Say, Dan -- that's one heckuva long meatus you got there!"

"Thanks, Scott. As you may know, I've always been insecure about the length of my meatus. So, this summer I went to Tijuana and had the procedure done."

"The procedure? How does it work?

"Well, I paid a girl on the street twenty bucks and SHE SLICED ME. Best money I ever spent."

"I'll say."

Re: MEATUS ENVY

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

I have meatus envy. I only wish I had a meatus so that I could meatotomize it.

Dude, your comment made me laugh out loud. Really loud. It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything. HAHAHA!!

So I wonder if you split your meatus, if it would become meatii?? Either way, next time someone pisses me off, I'ma tell 'em "F. U. meatus!"