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I want to sleep for about a year and a half. Wouldn't that be wonderful? A Huge waste of time, yes, but all the same . . . wonderful.

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Good lord. There's a woman up in here wearing those weird jeans that come to the knee and have the little triangles cut out at the seams. With a vest coat.

dob recommended a while back that I should check out the BBC sitcom Bottom, which starred Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson (Rick and Vyvyan from The Young Ones). Finally I have, and it's my new obsession. I was watching it when I was making jambalaya last night. I was chopping onions and doing just fine. But then Eddie Hitler got all hopped up on pheromones and told the woman at the bar: "HAVE ME. Have me--I'm a love albatross!" I completely lost it. All of a sudden I realized that I was standing alone in my kitchen shaking a chef's knife in the air and saying "YES!" as my knees buckled from laughter. I kind of scared myself.

Happy birthday to the notorious

cynical5679! Hmmmm. It occurs to me that I'm really bad about giving birthday greetings. So happy birthday to everyone else who's had a birthday in the last year or so! Drink up, suckers.