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[wickedflea]

Attn: Lonzie the Cat

Dear Sir,

Please to be taking notice that the hours of 5-7 a.m. are a most important sleeping time for the Benevolent Mr. Wickedflea, and are thus not the best time for you to be training for the World Feline Gymnastics Championship. Please make a note of it, and schedule your long jumps from the chair to the bed and back for another time, preferably during working hours.

Sleepily,
Me

p.s. -- stop trying to make sexytime with my feet.

Comments

[miladyelizabeth.livejournal.com]

You need someone to drop by during your work day just to poke him and wake him up. Then he'll be tired enough to sleep through the night. Dunno if there is such thing as a cat-waking service though...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm, good idea! :D Maybe I could turn the phone ringers up loud and call home during the day, and maybe that'd wake him up.

Hmmmm. That's probably a pretty good sign of insanity, though, calling one's cat on the telephone.

[miladyelizabeth.livejournal.com]

It's a good sign of insanity if you call the cat, leave a voice mail, and expect his furry butt to call you back!