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[wickedflea]

Attn: Lonzie the Cat

Dear Sir,

Please to be taking notice that the hours of 5-7 a.m. are a most important sleeping time for the Benevolent Mr. Wickedflea, and are thus not the best time for you to be training for the World Feline Gymnastics Championship. Please make a note of it, and schedule your long jumps from the chair to the bed and back for another time, preferably during working hours.

Sleepily,
Me

p.s. -- stop trying to make sexytime with my feet.

Comments

[meleekitten.livejournal.com]

I just laughed so hard at that I cried.

This morning Loomy, the cat, was chewing on my comic book boxes that are on the ledge near the bed around 7 am. Then she decided I was a mountain and she needed to climb me. Then once she got to the top of the mountain she realized I was laying on my side and there really wasn't a good place to lay on me but that didn't stop her, oh no, instead she found a way to lay on my SIDE.. and then rubbed her head on my arm until I woke up.

I went to bed at 5 am.

Thank god she's cute or I would have thrown her in the alley.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHA! Them cats are crazy. I think they sit up at night and plot new ways to wake us up. For a while, Lonzie's preferred method was sticking his nose in my face.